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League of Legends - No Time To Grind Episode 80

Summoner's Grind

Yeah I picked the old logo to re-jig, fight me. 5v5. No fox. Items only. Summoner's Rift. Okay, you can be Ahri if you want. Get it, because she's a fox-person?

Well, anyway, the busy boys take on the biggest game in the world. No hyperbole. League of Legends holds many records for the most popular game of all time. But can this League of Legacy hold up against the grindy nature that is MOBA's? You'll have to listen to find out. Whether you have no idea what we're talking about, or if you're a top or bot, mid lane or jng diff, newbie or ex-pro, this episode answers three major age old questions:

  1. What is League of Legends and what is a MOBA?
  2. Is League of Legends a game for a busy gamer?
  3. Is MOBA an game for busy game?

Now, I am going to list every champion at the bottom because SEO don't @ me, a mans gotta eat. But for solidarity, here are our favourites first, and then everyone else. Matt, the sad fill - Vayne, Malphite, and Miss Fortune. Adrian, jungle god - Kayn, Zac Michael, the even sadder fill - Garen, Trundle, and ... Sona? ok sure.

League of Legends - No Time To Grind Episode 80

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, a giant wall of text. Positions and lanes, Bottom, Jungle, Mid, Support, Top. "Subclasses"? idk; Artillery, Assassin, Battlemage, Burst, Catcher, Diver, Enchanter, Juggernaut, Marksman, Skirmisher, Specialist, Vanguard, Warden. Champions! Aatrox, the Darkin Blade. Ahri, the Nine-Tailed Fox. Akali, the Rogue Assassin. Alistar, the Minotaur. Amumu, the Sad Mummy. Anivia, the Cryophoenix. Annie, the Dark Child. Aphelios, the Weapon of the Faithful. Ashe, the Frost Archer. Aurelion Sol, the Star Forger. Azir, the Emperor of the Sands. Bard, the Wandering Caretaker. Blitzcrank, the Great Steam Golem. Brand, the Burning Vengeance. Braum, the Heart of the Freljord. Caitlyn, the Sheriff of Piltover. Camille, the Steel Shadow. Cassiopeia, the Serpent's Embrace. Cho'Gath, the Terror of the Void. Corki, the Daring Bombardier. Darius, the Hand of Noxus. Diana, Scorn of the Moon. Dr. Mundo, the Madman of Zaun. Draven, the Glorious Executioner. Ekko, the Boy Who Shattered Time. Elise, the Spider Queen. Evelynn, Agony's Embrace. Ezreal, the Prodigal Explorer. Fiddlesticks, the Ancient Fear. Fiora, the Grand Duelist. Fizz, the Tidal Trickster. Galio, the Colossus. Gangplank, the Saltwater Scourge. Garen, the Might of Demacia. Gnar, the Missing Link. Gragas, the Rabble Rouser. Graves, the Outlaw. Hecarim, the Shadow of War. Heimerdinger, the Revered Inventor. Illaoi, the Kraken Priestess. Irelia, the Blade Dancer. Ivern, the Green Father. Janna, the Storm's Fury. Jarvan IV, the Exemplar of Demacia. Jax, Grandmaster at Arms. Jayce, the Defender of Tomorrow. Jhin, the Virtuoso. Jinx, the Loose Cannon. Kai'Sa, Daughter of the Void. Kalista, the Spear of Vengeance. Karma, the Enlightened One. Karthus, the Deathsinger. Kassadin, the Void Walker. Katarina, the Sinister Blade. Kayle, the Righteous. Kayn, the Shadow Reaper. Kennen, the Heart of the Tempest. Kha'Zix, the Voidreaver. Kindred, the Eternal Hunters. Kled, the Cantankerous Cavalier. Kog'Maw, the Mouth of the Abyss. LeBlanc, the Deceiver. Lee Sin, the Blind Monk. Leona, the Radiant Dawn. Lillia, the Bashful Bloom. Lissandra, the Ice Witch. Lucian, the Purifier. Lulu, the Fae Sorceress. Lux, the Lady of Luminosity. Malphite, Shard of the Monolith. Malzahar, the Prophet of the Void. Maokai, the Twisted Treant. Master Yi, the Wuju Bladesman. Miss Fortune, the Bounty Hunter. Mordekaiser, the Iron Revenant. Morgana, the Fallen. Nami, the Tidecaller. Nasus, the Curator of the Sands. Nautilus, the Titan of the Depths. Neeko, the Curious Chameleon. Nidalee, the Bestial Huntress. Nocturne, the Eternal Nightmare. Nunu & Willump, the Boy and His Yeti. Olaf, the Berserker. Orianna, the Lady of Clockwork. Ornn, the Fire Below the Mountain. Pantheon, the Unbreakable Spear. Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer. Pyke, the Bloodharbor Ripper. Qiyana, Empress of the lements. Quinn, Demacia's Wings. Rakan, the Charmer. Rammus, the Armordillo. Rek'Sai, the Void Burrower. Rell, the Iron Maiden. Renekton, the Butcher of the Sands. Rengar, the Pridestalker. Riven, the Exile. Rumble, the Mechanized Menace. Ryze, the Rune Mage. Samira, the Desert Rose. Sejuani, Fury of the North. Senna, the Redeemer. Seraphine, the Starry-Eyed Songstress. Sett, the Boss. Shaco, the Demon Jester. Shen, the Eye of Twilight. Shyvana, the Half-Dragon. Singed, the Mad Chemist. Sion, the Undead Juggernaut. Sivir, the Battle Mistress. Skarner, the Crystal Vanguard. Sona, Maven of the Strings. Soraka, the Starchild. Swain, the Noxian Grand General. Sylas, the Unshackled. Syndra, the Dark Sovereign. Tahm Kench, the River King. Taliyah, the Stoneweaver. Talon, the Blade's Shadow. Taric, the Shield of Valoran. Teemo, the Swift Scout. Thresh, the Chain Warden. Tristana, the Yordle Gunner. Trundle, the Troll King. Tryndamere, the Barbarian King. Twisted Fate, the Card Master. Twitch, the Plague Rat. Udyr, the Spirit Walker. Urgot, the Dreadnought. Varus, the Arrow of Retribution. Vayne, the Night Hunter. Veigar, the Tiny Master of Evil. Vel'Koz, the Eye of the Void. Vi, the Piltover Enforcer. Viego, the Ruined King. Viktor, the Machine Herald. Vladimir, the Crimson Reaper. Volibear, the Relentless Storm. Warwick, the Uncaged Wrath of Zaun. Wukong, the Monkey King. Xayah, the Rebel. Xerath, the Magus Ascendant. Xin Zhao, the Seneschal of Demacia. Yasuo, the Unforgiven. Yone, the Unforgotten. Yorick, Shepherd of Souls. Yuumi, the Magical Cat. Zac, the Secret Weapon. Zed, the Master of Shadows. Ziggs, the Hexplosives Expert. Zilean, the Chronokeeper. Zoe, the Aspect of Twilight. Zyra, Rise of the Thorns.

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